In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about drug use in our distant past. Drugs weren’t “invented” in the 20th century. How our government decided to twist our perception of them started there. Also in the show, Mistic plays hooky from work, and Ashtray retells the tale of a neurodivergent hipster sorting knickknacks.

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On this episode of the Red eye Report we talk about Ye Olde Drugs. We’ve been doing drugs for a loooong time. With me this week we have Ashtray. He’s been doing drugs since what seems like the beginning of time. Or enough to supply armies of Neanderthals fucking in the mud like pigs. We also have timeless Teddy. He also has been doing a lot of drugs for a long time. Come to think of it, Mistic has been doing shit tons of drugs for a long time. Are my friends a bunch of drug addicts? While I ponder the answer to that question, buckle up for the 420th episode of the Red Eye Report!

450 lb “micro pig”

Swineasaurus Rex

Discover Overview:

Drunken Monkey Hypothesis:


Ancient drugs:

Nutmeg Experience:

Opium and Hemp:

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: YouTube Music

Mistic: The Bucks on the M

Teddy: Helldivers II

Ashtray: Mystic’s hate for me

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Murder Mode


Teddy: Sony players

Ashtray: Are you a subversive, or nero

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself ye olde crackheads

That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday or Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Teddy…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!

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