In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Professional Wrestling. Grown men in tights pretending to be in fights. Cocaine. Enlarged clitorises. In the spirit of wrestling we review “The Resurrection of Jake the Snake,” and finally, we set specific terms for milking sheep. Watch those terms man.Download NowiTunes
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Wrastlin’
Mistic: Real Wrastlin’
Oracle: Origins of Professional Wrestling
Ashtray: WWF to WWE
Teddy: Luca libre
Oracle: Cheap Food and Beer
Teddy: Jared Fuckle
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Resurrection of Jake the Snake; Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Ask the Idiots:
Jason Newsted – California – Oracle: Who’s the best Metallica bassist?
Timothy Leary – Berkley – Ashtray: j ;ao ief;oan;fiod;aid[nmnun[ jdo an ;aidj, sausage?
Rose Phillips – Tecumse, NM – Mistic: What’s your favorite kind of Assault?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: Music in Public
Mistic: The Agonist in Agony
Ashtray: Cock Holsters
Oracle: Retarded flights
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