In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Professional Wrestling. Grown men in tights pretending to be in fights. Cocaine. Enlarged clitorises. In the spirit of wrestling we review “The Resurrection of Jake the Snake,” and finally, we set specific terms for milking sheep. Watch those terms man.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Wrastlin’

Mistic: Real Wrastlin’


Oracle: Origins of Professional Wrestling


Ashtray: WWF to WWE



Teddy: Luca libre


What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Cheap Food and Beer

Mistic: Preacher

Ashtray: Colbert

Teddy: Jared Fuckle


Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Resurrection of Jake the Snake; Adventures of Ford Fairlane


Ask the Idiots:

Jason Newsted – California – Oracle: Who’s the best Metallica bassist?

Timothy Leary – Berkley – Ashtray: j ;ao ief;oan;fiod;aid[nmnun[ jdo an  ;aidj, sausage?

Rose Phillips – Tecumse, NM – Mistic: What’s your favorite kind of Assault?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Music in Public

Mistic: The Agonist in Agony


Ashtray: Cock Holsters


Oracle: Retarded flights

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