In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Wonderland Gang. This episode features a 14″ penis, extreme violence, 80+ year old rock stars, and case for the word retarded. Jeesh, what a bunch of degenerates!

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report. We discuss the wonderland gang. We steal the lifeblood out from under some working folk. And as usual, we jump up, turn around and pick a bale of cotton. 8With me this week, is the all seeing Oracle. Honestly, Oracles been held up lately, just dabbling in potato farming. Next to him is the fluffy Teddy bear. Teddy has never heard of the wonderland gang, or John Holmes. But he does understand the burden of maintaining a massive unit. Weve also got a soot covered ashtray. He has indeed, heard of John Holmes. Cuz hes just a degenerate porn addict….not that theres anything wrong with that. Last and least, im the Mistic. Dope dealers, degenerate drug addicts and porn stars alike, watch your back. Cuz the RER is coming for ya.


Ron Launius

4 on the floor murders

Eddie Nash



What’s Sexy

Oracle: Mind Fuckville

Mistic: Danny Ricc is back baby. 

Teddy: Cyberpunk 2077 2.0

Ashtray: The Rolling Stones – Angry (Official Music Video)

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Sustainable power adapter

Mistic: Thats Retarded

Ashtray: Trash-Dick volume on my new phone


In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself .   John Holmes

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