Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Wisconsin Death Trip
Mistic: Weird in Wisconsin
Oracle: Black River Falls
Mistic: Dahmer/other dudes
What’s Sexy (7 minutes):
Oracle: One World Trade Center
Ashtray: Launched new MyLight
Mistic: Arm Wrestling
Oregon and Washington DC legalizing Pot
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Skyfall; Rapture Palooza
Ask the Idiots
Michael Greer, Madison, WI: Ashtray would you rather wake up naked and sore and without any memory of the night before, next to the Burger King telling you “you had it your way” or wake up naked next to Ronald McDonald telling you that “you were loving it”?
New Miami, OH: Travis Graves: Mistic: Would you rather have the ability to read minds and be illiterate or have the ability to read?
Maple Bluff, WI: Ann Obrien: Ashtray: Would you rather live in a world where gigantic friendly gummy bears live, or live in a world where hover boards exist?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Vote Burke and get blazed
Oracle: Metal bands with their lame ass videos
Ashtray: CDC/Secret Service Being Dumb Dicks:
In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all seriousness, whatever happened to the day of corporations battling it out in back alley arm wrestling matches, instead of court rooms. Now, they buy politicians instead of the hearts and minds of their customers. Instead of garnering favorable publicity through fun loving and overly dramatic stunts, they just bypass the consumer and change a law or two. This was disgustingly evident on Tuesday when our nation elected even more rip roaring republicants to the government. Which is a fucking shame cause Asthray was gonna give us all handjobs if Mary Burke had won. Thats our show for this evening. Make sure you join the conversation at facebook.com/theredeyereport, or the redeyereport.com…..Like us, Share us or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic. And this is the Red eye Report.