In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss musicians being dissidents. We form a single file line while waiting for Ashtray to collect his thoughts. And as usual, Teddy is drunk.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss musicians being dissidents. We form a single file line while waiting for Ashtray to collect his thoughts. And as usual, Teddy is drunk. With me this week is the Fluffy Teddy Bear. Teddy once told a representative for Scientology that she was as thick as a bowl of Oatmeal. True story. Next to him is the soot covered Ashtray. Now that Tray is in a somewhat committed relationship, he’s only eaten 3 homeless assholes this month. Fuckin waste if ya ask me. We’ve also got an all seeing Oracle. Oracle hasn’t dissented against anything lately, unless you consider pissing on the dogs bed for payback, dissention. Which i do, that bitch had it coming. Last and least, i’m the Mistic. Dissention is my middle name. Like when Twinkies changed their recipe. Fuck that, i wrote a sternly worded email every day until they changed it back. That’s a true story and this is the Red Eye Report.
ART ATTACKS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_views_and_activism_of_Rage_Against_the_Machine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_and_politics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussy_Riot
https://www.gq.com/story/nwa-fuck-the-police-live-detroit
https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/every-musician-banned-saturday-night-live
What’s Sexy
Mistic: A whole new world
https://www.npr.org/2025/01/22/nx-s1-5270918/bishop-mariann-edgar-budde-trump-interview
Oracle: Bose Soundlink Max
Teddy:Castlevania Nocturne Season 2 https://youtu.be/AlHrhysomJo?si=csKLL53OWdCnTpDt
Ashtray: Granny’s Chili Lime pretzels
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Not Using the Public Library System
Mistic: Gladiator 2
Ashtray: Dry ass high school dance
Teddy: Forced Roles
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Elon Musk.
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