This week on the Red Eye Report we’re talking about our favorite video games. Yes, another topic that requires absolutely no expertise or in depth reporting, and will keep Teddy up long enough to babble through the whole episode.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Video Games
What’s Sexy:
Oracle: New Equipment
Mistic: Driving
Ashtray: Water Tower
http://www.channel3000.com/news/sussex-water-tower-painted-to-say-sex/525023532
Teddy: F is for Family Season 2
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Get Out; Under Siege
Ask the Idiots:
Donald Trump – Moscow – Mistic: What do you think about my bigly covfefe?
Phillip Handling – Pleasantville, AK – Teddy: Have you ever given another man a backrub?
Silvia – Fond Du lac, WI – Oracle: Do you like Wisconsin or RI better?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: Opinionated News Shows
Mistic: American Gods
Ashtray: Carter Paige
Oracle: Mixed Reality
https://www.theverge.com/2017/5/11/15627374/microsoft-windows-mixed-reality-hands-on
In all Seriousness: Why can no one do a good anything anymore? Not only is Hollywood and the general media just regurgitating bullshit on a daily basis, but media based on other media, with few exceptions, is just horrible. Step up and try some new shit. We always tell our kids to branch out and try new shit. What’s the matter Hollywood. Not good enough for new shit? You liberal hippy fucks need to grow a pair and make something original. Look at Europe and Asia. They’re stepping their shit up and making groundbreaking television. Who doesn’t wanna watch four Korean chicks fight over a dog biscuit. I for one think it’s better than any episode of the Bachelor. Meanwhile in the US, there is a show about a white kid who gets slapped by a stranger on a playground. What The Fuck? That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.