On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about film adaptations of video games. They’ve traditionally sucked, but there are some gems in there, and they might be getting better. Some of these box office numbers are surprising.
Video Game Movies
Video Game Movie Box Office Stats
https://www.boxofficemojo.com/genre/sg316600577/?ref_=bo_gs_table_177
Video Game Movie Ratings
https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/video-game-movies-ranked-worst-to-best/
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Wreckfest
Mistic: Prof
Teddy: PeaceMaker
Ashtray: New Balls
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Nothing going on here (cough cough)
Mistic: Mr. Mayor
Ashtray: Err-body wants a Civil War up in here!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jan/09/is-the-us-really-heading-for-a-second-civil-war
Teddy: Goddamn Car rentals