Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Vaccines
Mistic: History of Vaccines
Ashtray: Vaccine Effectiveness Numbers
Teddy: Autism Anti-Vaccine Movement
Oracle: Mickey Measles
What’s Sexy (7 minutes):
Oracle: Mr Pickles
Ashtray: Too Many Cooks
Mistic: Muslim World
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Interview; Ender’s Game
Ask the Idiots
Glenn Montgomery – Flagstaff, AZ – Oracle: Would you fuck a pig on live TV if it saved the princesses life?
Paul Benjamin – Wausau, WI – Teddy: Can you Dougie?
Oral Roberts – Kansas City, KS – Ashtray: Have you accepted Jesus Christ into your heart young man?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Ashtray: Cat Piss Homeless Man Brunch
Mistic: Scott Walker Fucking the Working Man in the Ass
Teddy: Pharmaceutical Commercials
Oracle: Psychotic PETA
In All Seriousness (3 minutes):
In all seriousness, anti-vaxxers, climate change deniers, Republicans. Can’t we just send all these tards to the wonderful world of make believe that they seem to live in. That would leave the rest of us to live normal lives, with the other somewhat sane people. Or we could just say hey, you need to have your child vaccinated for these potentially deadly and completely preventable diseases. I mean, you have car, house and health insurance to protect your investments. Why not protect your children? But hey, the fat guy sitting on his lazy ass, babying his self inflicted Diabetes, probably isn’t the guy you want telling you what to do with your life. I’ll leave that up to your ignorance. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport……Like us, Share us or fuck us, we’re down for whatever……I’m Mistic…..this is The RED EYE REPORT!!!!!