On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about vacations, we listen to Oracle trying to convince us that his cat is not dead and stuffed, and as usual, we listen to Ashtray ramble on about some bullshit.

Speaking of Ashtray he’s with us this week. Ashtray’s been busy this week. if you look closely that orange thing that is microphone is on it’s actually a dildo, and he’s getting a little tired of it so he’s been searching Craigslist for used ones to replace it.

Next, we have the Mistic. This week marks the longest time Mistic has not been banned from Facebook for insulting a Trump supporter. Way to go Mistic.

Then we have the all-seeing Oracle. If Oracle appears jittery in his camera, don’t worry he’s not going through cocaine and heroin withdrawal. He’s just not used to seeing things outside of VR.

Finally, I’m Teddy, and I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking Teddy your intros are usually funnier and have a lot more zing. Well, thank you public. I’m glad you noticed. And the reason that this intro sucks is because Ashtray wrote it. And this is the Red Eye Report.

Americans and Vacations

Vacation stats

What’s Sexy

Teddy: Smash Bros cops

Mistic: Future Man

Oracle: Stacking

Ashtray: Rendlesham Forest incident

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Fuck What You Think

Mystic:  Vegetable

Oracle: RI Utilities

Teddy:  R. Kelly’s dumb ass

Ashtray: Coast Guard garage sale!

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Columbia, Tennessee. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m TeddyBearTerror…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!