This week on the Red Eye Report we’re catching up on the Uyghurs. The genocide the genocide deep-cut that’s not cool enough for today’s college kids.
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This week on the Red Eye Report we’re catching up on the Uyghurs. The genocide the genocide deep-cut that’s not cool enough for today’s college kids.
With us is our usual cast of clowns and carnies:
Mukbang Mystic, who never turns on his camera, cause this isn’t an eating show.
Too sexy for genocide Teddy, who would care more about genocide if they made an RPG about it.
URLexpired Oracle of the once almost famous ChunkyCum.net – until he forgot to renew it and Cambells Soup snached it up using their AI legal team. That AI has good taste!
And I’m ASMR Ashtray, who makes audio files to fall asleep to the soothing sounds of your mom being banged through the bedroom wall – even when he’s not there!
And this is the RED EYE REPORT!
Paws for the Cause: Muham-med, an entirely different Musilm pig from the Xinjiang province. The CCP was going to harvest his heart to sell to some cheap loser who wouldn’t notice the difference – so he applied for asylum here at the Dane County Humane Society and is reading the Quran to all the pitbulls in the shelter … keep an eye on him.
Uyghur, I just met her!
The genocide not cool enough for college kids
The Uyghurs: The Genocide the World Forgot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uyghurs
Biden bans imports from 37 Chinese companies:
Reeducation Camps (sounds like fun!)
What’s Sexy
Oracle: New Setup
Mistic: Elon, ya dumb bitch.
https://ssnews.page.link/16K7VEUpq33RNbEH8
Teddy: Switch 2 BITCHES!!!
Ashtray: Nintendo Switch gift &
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Fuck What You Think
Oracle: For the love of God, I do not want to be on the phone with you.
Mistic: Not Mr. Baseball
Teddy: Fire Hazard House
Ashtray:
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself
- Neil Gaiman lawyer
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