In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Unfinished Bidness. We watch a movie about Big Bidness and as usual, we grope ourselves while watching Olympic Beach Volleyball.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Unfinished Business
Teddy: Video Games
Oracle: Titanfall 2
Ashtray: No Man’s Sky
Mistic: Louisiana Floods
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Big Short; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Ask the Idiots:
Knobby-Kneed Bob – Butte, Montana – Teddy: Who was the hottest female videogame character?
Anal Discharge Annie – The Wrong Goddamn Place, Arkansas: Ashtray: Did you ever get new glasses, you fucking crybaby?
Nibbles – The Parking Lot Dumpster Outside Your Local Abortion Clinic – Mistic: Would you rather give a blowjob to each member of Twisted Sister, or be double teamed by Grimace and Mayor McCheese?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Fightin’ Irish
Oracle: Fuck Microsoft again
Ashtray: When the Kite String Pops
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