Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Music Tours

Oracle: Old School

https://youtu.be/OWWooExURko

http://www.classicalworks.com/his.pages/1000to1300.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_of_ancient_Greece

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-18196349

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_music

Mistic: The little guys

https://www.facebook.com/chainsnap

https://www.facebook.com/thiraband?fref=ts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beatles%27_rooftop_concert

http://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/small-music-venues-americas-seven-best-small-rock-clubs

Ashtray: Roadies

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/jun/12/end-of-the-roadie-techs-live-music

http://www.laweekly.com/news/too-old-to-rock-too-young-to-die-2137883

Teddy: Festivals (traveling or not)

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/features/the-timeline-music-festivals-2027761.html

What’s Sexy (7 minutes):

Mistic: Brain to Brain

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/we-can-already-send-thoughts-from-one-brain-to-another-%E2%80%94-and-that-might-eventually-let-us-download-skills/ar-BBjjgQG

Oracle: Wisconsin Cheese

Ashtray: Morgan Freeman

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/s/morgan-freeman-defends-marijuana-ill-eat-drink-smoke-040046689.html

Teddy: Airwheel

http://www.theairwheel.com/

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): What we do in the Shadows; The Professional

Ask the Idiots

1. Carl Ramsburg – Hamburg, PA – Teddy: Why haven’t you returned any of my phone calls?
2. Jill LaFern – Burbank, CA – Ashtray: I sent your ungrateful cat a picture of my equally ungrateful cat, Pablo, about two weeks ago. Just wondering if she’s interested in a play date, if you know what I mean?
3. Fenek Umbrauter – Europe – Mistic: Is it true, that just your presence among women cranks their moisture levels up to 9? If so, can I get a taste?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Society

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/10/matt-stonie-giant-burrito_n_7252640.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000022

Oracle: Gun point

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/247848/man-jacked-off-at-gunpoint-by-three-women-who-wanted-semen/

Ashtray: Abandoned on Everest

http://only.wtf/abandoned-on-everest/

Teddy: San Andreas Movie

In all seriousness, you know what? If we’re in a life threatening situation and it’s you or me. I’m not gonna be mad at you for choosing self preservation. So, unless I’m your child, you have my blessing to leave me on a mountain to go eat a 5 pound burrito for your lame ass fucking youtube page, you no talent fuck. That’s our show, join us on Facebook.com/theredeyereport, Twitter.com/redeyepodcast…….Like us, Twittle us, Share us, or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT……