In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Trauma. It turns out trauma can some some insanely long lasting effects on people and manifest in very different ways. Also in the show, Ashtray kicks up the jams and Teddy almost dies in his dad’s old truck.

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In this episode of the Red eye Report, we discuss Trauma. We deliver bald face lies with impressive witt. And as usual, we grab em all by the pussy. With me this week is the all seeing Oracle. Oracle has been traumatized and has done his fair share of traumatizing. Dogs, cats, Indian children; nothing is off limits to his debaucherous tendencies. We’ve also got a soot covered Ashtray. The only thing Ashtray traumatizes are the other dancers who have the misfortune of being female in his presence. Next to him is the fluffy Teddy Bear. White folk. That’s all Teddy aspires to Traumatize. Fuckin White Folk. Last and least, i’m the Mistic. After eating a lot of chicken wings one lunch. I traumatized an entire classroom of 9 year olds, by farting so loud it shattered the windows and this is the Red Eye Report. 




What’s Sexy

Oracle: Traveling baby

Mistic: Halo

Teddy: Prince of Persia Lost Crown

Ashtray: Electro-Voice EVERSE 8

Meet the EVERSE 8: Weatherized battery-powered loudspeaker with Bluetooth® audio and control.

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: American and United Partnership to Fuck You in the Ass

Mistic:  Personal space


Teddy: Dads old Truck of death

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself jealous lying bitches.

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