In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Transcendental Meditation, and somehow equate peaceful individuals seeking enlightenment to Hamas…bit of a leap, but okay. Also in the show, Teddy almost gets thrown on the no fly list and Oracle deals with a naughty dog.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Transcendental Meditation. We listen to Teddy talk about his 57th cruise this year and as usual, we talk a lot of shit with absolutely no evidence to back it up. With me this week is the all seeing Oracle. Oracle sure could use some meditation to alleviate the stress of rampant vomit and feces. He could pay a weird old Indian guy a thousand bucks to learn how. Or he could just grab a shovel. Next to him is the fluffy Teddy. Teddy meditates by sticking his tongue in someone’s ass and humming Nas’ classic New York State of Mind. We’ve also got a soot covered Ashtray. Ashtray probably fucked your girl while you were off meditating, fucking pussies. Last and least, im the Mistic. And the last time I meditated. I farted so loudly, it busted the ear drums of everyone within a 10 foot radius of me and this is the Red Eye Report.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcendental_Meditation
What’s Sexy
Mistic: Coolest Dad Ever
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10/16/father-hires-sex-worker-for-teenage-son
Oracle: Jusant
Teddy: My 57th cruise
Ashtray: Rocket
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Naughty Dog
Mistic: Con man gonna con
https://ssnews.page.link/hBrPnHhMKcG2C14P6
Ashtray:
Teddy: Orlando Airport
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Iowa.
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