In this episode of the Red Eye Report, listen to Teddy ramble on about notorious traitors throughout history. Also in the show, Rudy G is caught with his hands down his pants, Apple forces Santa Clause to perform a murder suicide on Charlie Brown and the gang, and Mistic still can’t get rid of his ball rash.
Mistic: Rude Rudy
Oracle: Gimme Shirts
Ashtray: Tap dat asteroid’s ass!
Fuck what you think!
Teddy: Apple steals the holidays
Oracle: Fuck off computer