In this episode of the Red Eye Report, listen to Teddy ramble on about notorious traitors throughout history. Also in the show, Rudy G is caught with his hands down his pants, Apple forces Santa Clause to perform a murder suicide on Charlie Brown and the gang, and Mistic still can’t get rid of his ball rash.

Fucking Traitors 

Mir Jafar 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Plassey

Robert Hanssen

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hanssen

Vidkun Quisling 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vidkun_Quisling

Benedict Arnold 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benedict_Arnold

What’s sexy 

Mistic: Rude Rudy

Oracle: Gimme Shirts

Ashtray: Tap dat asteroid’s ass!

Teddy: 

Fuck what you think!

Teddy: Apple steals the holidays 

Ashtray: FOXfuckinCONartist

https://www.theverge.com/21507966/foxconn-empty-factories-wisconsin-jobs-loophole-trump

Oracle: Fuck off computer

Mistic: Wisconsin