In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Touch DNA. We’ve gotten pretty good at detecting DNA, but has the technology become too sensitive? Our DNA is EVERYWHERE! Also in the show, Teddy gives his impression of Jedi Survivor and kids can now serve you booze in Wisconsin.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Touch DNA. With me tonight is mammoth meat blaster Mistic. He’s oozing DNA at all times at an extraordinary rate. To counter his constant melting, he has to ingest whatever is in front of him. We also have tell them I didn’t have anything to do with this Teddy. Just listening to stories about touch DNA might land Teddy in prison for life. Thank you for signing up to take the fall on this one Teddy. We also have Ashtray. No additional play on words is needed for this repeat offender. He’s a legend in the touch DNA community. His bodily fluids as so prevalent, they can’t be found in Antarctica and at the bottom of the Dead Sea. Finally there’s me, O – don’t touch me Oracle. We’re constantly shedding cells, and I can’t stop thinking about your dead skin flaking off in my food like pork rinds, stay the fuck away from me, and this is the Red Eye Report!
We are losing a lot of skin cells
Double edged sword
Phantom of Heilbronn
Perils of Touch DNA
Oracle: John Mulaney: Baby Jay
Mistic: Fired on Mars.
Teddy: Jedi Survivor
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: What the hell is going on?
Mistic: Wtf. Wisconsin.
Ashtray: Done “attack” on the Kremlin
Teddy: False Threats
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself …..
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