In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Zizians. What a bunch of weirdos. Also in the show, Oracle drools over polygonal tits, and Teddy goes after some call center scammers.
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Dane County Pet: Twizzle Tits, the tongue twisted Tapir , she likes alliteration so much she’s always tongue tied.
The Zizians
The Zizians – The Story of America’s Most Disturbing Death Cult
The cast of characters:
Zizian members:
Jack “Ziz” LaSota – “leader” of the group (though not self declared)
Gwen Danielson – early associate who helped form their ethos
Ophella Bauckholt – shot border patrol agent, Jan 20th, 2025
Killed during shootout
Teresa “Milo” Youngblut – shot border patrol agent, Jan 20th, 2025
Survived shootout
Max Snyder – stabbed landlord Curtis Lind, Jan 17th, 2025
Amir “Emma” Borhanian & Alexander “Somni” Leatham –
first attack on Curtis Lind
Michelle Jacquellina Zajko – daughter of Rita & Richard Zajko
Daniel Blank – googly eyed bastard
Victims:
David Maland – Border Patrol agent
Curtis Lind – landlord from Vallejo, attached twice, stabbed to death
Rita & Richard Zajko – parents of Michelle Jacqueline Zajko
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Tomb Raider Remastered
Mistic: Formual Fuck you
Teddy:
Ashtray: A trans role that’s not blatant: Little Evil
LITTLE EVIL Official Trailer (2017) Adam Scott, Evangeline Lilly Netflix Horror Comedy Movie HD
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: $90 games?
Mistic: Cheap ass mofos.
Teddy: guju scammer mutherfuckas!!
Ashtray:
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself
- Bert Bacharach
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