Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Taxes

Ashtray: History of Taxes

http://www.taxworld.org/History/TaxHistory.htm

Mistic: Ye ole taxtrates

http://taxfoundation.org/article/us-federal-individual-income-tax-rates-history-1913-2013-nominal-and-inflation-adjusted-brackets

Oracle: Taxes around the World

http://images.turbotax.intuit.com/iqcms/marketing/lib/fun/world-taxes/turbotaxworld.html

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26327114

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2012/jul/21/offshore-wealth-global-economy-tax-havens

http://www.kpmg.com/global/en/services/tax/tax-tools-and-resources/pages/corporate-tax-rates-table.aspx

http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2014/sep/09/eric-bolling/does-us-have-highest-corporate-tax-rate-free-world/

Teddy: High profile tax evasion

What’s Sexy (7 minutes):

Teddy: Killer Cop Going to Poundtown

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/08/us/south-carolina-officer-is-charged-with-murder-in-black-mans-death.html

Ashtray: Hangin’ with Teddy

Oracle: Unreal Tournament

http://epicgames.com/

Mistic: Stanford

http://thinkprogress.org/education/2015/04/02/3642085/stanford-free-tuition/

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Caddyshack; Fury

https://youtu.be/zrTqenN1SqQ

Ask the Idiots

1. Jim Remy – Plimpton, AK – Mistic: I work on an oil rig and I get lonely. You wanna keep me warm?
2. Teresa Konopa – North pike, MN – Ashtray: You’re obviously going to hell. What part of burning in oblivion forever are you looking forward to?
3. Clyde Drexler – Portland, OR – Teddy: My nickname in the NBA was “The Glide”. What would be your nickname on the court?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Oracle: Little Person Invasion

Teddy: Delta Airlines

Mistic: HBO Now

https://order.hbonow.com/

Ashtray: Chorizo rape, is REAL rape.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2015/04/waxahachie_firefighters_sexually_assaulted_trainee_with_chorizo_texas_rangers_say.php

In all seriousness, I wanna go to Stanford for free. Jesus, can you imagine what we could do with a nation of well educated individuals. The amount of intelligent people that don’t get an education, because of their lack of money, has to be staggering. Let’s educate everyone. Why not? What’s the worst that could happen. We may cure Cancer, oh, right, then Big Pharma wouldn’t be able to recoup a big fat Bugatti. Or maybe, we could solve the California drought. Oh, yeah, Nestle wouldn’t be able to sell us the water, we could just have for free. That should probably be thrown in for free with my 24 percent taxes. That’s our show, join us on Facebook.com/theredeyereport, Twitter.com/redeyepodcast…….Like us, Twittle us, Share us, or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT……