Taxes Outline

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Taxes

Ashtray: History of Taxes

Mistic: Ye ole taxtrates

Oracle: Taxes around the World

Teddy: High profile tax evasion

What’s Sexy (7 minutes):

Teddy: Killer Cop Going to Poundtown

Ashtray: Hangin’ with Teddy

Oracle: Unreal Tournament

Mistic: Stanford

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Caddyshack; Fury

Ask the Idiots

  1. Jim Remy – Plimpton, AK – Mistic: I work on an oil rig and I get lonely. You wanna keep me warm?
  2. Teresa Konopa – North pike, MN – Ashtray: You’re obviously going to hell. What part of burning in oblivion forever are you looking forward to?
  3. Clyde Drexler – Portland, OR – Teddy: My nickname in the NBA was “The Glide”. What would be your nickname on the court?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Oracle: Little Person Invasion

Teddy: Delta Airlines

Mistic: HBO Now

Ashtray: Chorizo rape, is REAL rape.

In all seriousness, I wanna go to Stanford for free. Jesus, can you imagine what we could do with a nation of well educated individuals. The amount of intelligent people that don’t get an education, because of their lack of money, has to be staggering. Let’s educate everyone. Why not? What’s the worst that could happen. We may cure Cancer, oh, right, then Big Pharma wouldn’t be able to recoup a big fat Bugatti. Or maybe, we could solve the California drought. Oh, yeah, Nestle wouldn’t be able to sell us the water, we could just have for free. That should probably be thrown in for free with my 24 percent taxes. That’s our show, join us on,…….Like us, Twittle us, Share us, or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT……




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