On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Suicide. Is suicide more prevalent today than it was in the past? Which professions have the top suicide rate? We answer those questions and more. We also review a movie that will make you want to kill yourself, Belly. And finally, Ashtray tells us about his AFLAC Circumcision Coverage.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Suicide

Oracle: Suicide

Mistic: Suicide among professions

Ashtray: Deaths of Despair

Teddy: Kamikaze

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Speakers

Ashtray: Ohio Tavern ads (shameful self promotion)

Mistic: The Leftovers

Teddy: The Night Begins to Shine: Teen Titans

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Belly; Dr. Strangelove

Ask the Idiots:

Jimmy Jimminson – Tulsa, OK – Ashtray: You ever skinny dipped?

Scott Thompson – New York, NY – Oracle: Wanna come to an Orgy?

Kewana Smith – Philadelphia, PA – Teddy: You ever had a real Philly Cheesesteak?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Racism

Ashtray: AFLAC Circumcision coverage

Oracle: Bird shit

Teddy: People shitting in the lake

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