In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss strategy games. We strategize on how to not go to prison for manslaughter, and as usual, we end up just blaming the black guy.

Strategy Games

What’s Sexy  

Teddy: Harley Quinn cartoon

Oracle: Ring Light

Mistic: Trump Tweets Curb Your Enthusiasm clip

Ashtray: Rage Against The Machine on tour

Fuck What You Think

Mistic: Media bias

Ashtray:  Bloomburg will look like Hirohito

Teddy: Dumb fucking Tennesseans

Oracle:  Jury Duty

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