This episode of the Red Eye Report is all about Stealin’ Shit. Big heists. Some of them went well. Some, not so much. Also in the show, Oracle is all about the 90s, and Ashtray gets a new pipe wrench.
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On this episode of the Red eye Report we talk about heists. We listen to some bullshit from Ashtray, and we smoke a lotta bit of weed. With us this week is Ashtray. The only thing Ashtray steals is the heart of homeless women. And whatever disease they have. Then there’s Oracle. Oracle once put together a heist to steal the Declaration of independence. But was caught when he went after Nicholas Cage so he wouldn’t have competition. Mistic is with us tonight but he’s seen some shit so he gets a pass. And im Teddy. And im awesome at stealing….cuz im black.
Roof Man
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Manchester
Wells Fargo Heist
Heat
https://rusty-grey.medium.com/the-real-heist-that-inspired-the-movie-heat-76b6d6e52582
Bratislava Rolex theft
Hatton Garden safe deposit theft
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatton_Garden_safe_deposit_burglary
Dunbar Heist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunbar_Armored_robbery
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Dark Side of the 90s
Mistic:
Teddy: 5 on 5 fight
Ashtray: Heavy hitting pipe wrench … for, whenever & April Fooled somethin’ good
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Fucking Rebel Wilson
Mistic: Buncha pussies
Teddy: Cruise passengers left
Ashtray: In The Invention of Prehistory: Empire, Violence, and Our Obsession With Human Origins, the intellectual historian Stefanos Geroulanos
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself dipshit manatee tatter!!
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