In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Stanley Martin Lieber, better known as Stan Lee. We out stay our welcome in almost every aspect of our lives and as usual, we incessantly joke about fucking everyone’s mothers.
With me single-
handedly this week is the all-seeing Oracle. Oracle once wrote a comic book. It was a teen drama about navigating puberty, High School and Dolphin rape. It was sort of a niche comic. In fact, it only sold two copies. Both to his mother. She’s never been the same.
Speaking of rape, next to Oracle, we have
a flu infested Ashtray. That comic that Oracle wrote, Ashtray drew. Critics said that Ashtray, through effective use of Depth of field and shadows, created a world that brought the Dolphin rape to life. In fact, both people that bought copies, vomited. Again, that was Oracle’s mom. Both of them.
The more serious Comic Connoisseur among us it Teddy. Teddy’s never written or drawn a comic. But he does own the world record for largest amount of superhero outfits for someone over the age of 12.
Last and least, I’m the Mistic. Nobody knows this but I have a superpower. Laser vision? Invisibility? No…..I can
single handedly eat a Dunkin Donuts out of business on all you can eat Bavarian Cream day. And this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!
Mystic: “NRA Membership levels”
Oracle: Master of Arms on Discovery Channel
Ashtray: Idiot has to pay for gender reveal forest fire
Teddy: Horizon: Zero Dawn
Fuck What You Think
Mystic: Missionary Position
Oracle: Over-the-top Christmas decorations
Ashtray: Fever dreams
Teddy: PlayStation UI
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Warsaw, Poland. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!