sportsmanship mural

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about sportsmanship and make fun of Ashtray’s mom. Actually, we make fun of everyone’s mom. And we give props to me because I’m fucking awesome.

With me this week is the Mistic. Mistic is also awesome because we are both fathers and last week was Father’s day so he gets a pass. Congratulations.

Then there’s Oracle. Oracle has been maintaining radio silence for a while. I don’t know what you been up to, where he’s been playing, and what he’s been doing. But I tell you this much whatever it is that motherfucker is up to is no good.

Next up is Ashtray. I learned a valuable lesson about answering that I should have known all never let that motherfucker near your kids. And this is a true story the first time my son met Ashtray he shit in the bathtub.

Lesson learned. Finally, I’m Teddy and as I said earlier I’m fucking awesome and this is the Red Eye Report

Sportsmanship

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/1548569-25-terrible-examples-of-sportsmanship.amp.html&ved=2ahUKEwj7kcrf-_jiAhXPmuAKHcj9C74QFjAAegQIBRAC&usg=AOvVaw3nOBn1ZNCXp7wjqH5xQ6lx&ampcf=1

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1019311&ved=2ahUKEwjf_JG0_PjiAhWLTt8KHUBcCdwQFjAKegQIAxAB&usg=AOvVaw2PSTax9Smj4QSZoRv8AFP_&ampcf=1

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://amp.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/two-little-league-parents-fight-try-to-use-mma-moves-fail-miserably&ved=2ahUKEwjf_JG0_PjiAhWLTt8KHUBcCdwQFjAPegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw2K7fLLm7jPcFWZyi0HG_F-&ampcf=1

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/1952368-great-moments-in-sportsmanship-that-hit-you-in-the-feels.amp.html&ved=2ahUKEwiYv4Cy__jiAhXrmuAKHbx-C60QFjAFegQIBxAB&usg=AOvVaw3djWr_f-utbTG7h3-OoBL0&ampcf=1

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1014485-most-violent-fan-incidents-in-sports#slide0

Suh stomp

Legarrette punch go to 39 sec

Malice at the palace

What’s Sexy

Mystic: Illinois Legal Weed

Teddy: The Boys

Ashtray: Drinking and cutting up porno with my Pops

Oracle: Gamepass Ultimate Upgrade

Fuck What You Think

Teddy:  E3 2019

Ashtray: Trump fires his pollsters 

https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/vb9jgb/trump-fired-three-pollsters-but-kept-the-one-who-keeps-telling-him-hes-winning

Oracle: Catfish

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-48696123?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1UJ6q-zUKqkg1mCbzKoPLWMQXDpsQyORMPb8fVcVtrzEVyvq9xfCAAa6Y&fbclid=IwAR3OeF5z9phcIY1eiiTawHujsJqRNPwjrMsIs2Q1y2qcn7DP92oNia0bk2A

Mistic: Morons at work

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Boston Massachusetts. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Oracle…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!

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