On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about sportsmanship and make fun of Ashtray’s mom. Actually, we make fun of everyone’s mom. And we give props to me because I’m fucking awesome.
With me this week is the Mistic. Mistic is also awesome because we are both fathers and last week was Father’s day so he gets a pass. Congratulations.
Then there’s Oracle. Oracle has been maintaining radio silence for a while. I don’t know what you been up to, where he’s been playing, and what he’s been doing. But I tell you this much whatever it is that motherfucker is up to is no good.
Next up is Ashtray. I learned a valuable lesson about answering that I should have known all never let that motherfucker near your kids. And this is a true story the first time my son met Ashtray he shit in the bathtub.
Lesson learned. Finally, I’m Teddy and as I said earlier I’m fucking awesome and this is the Red Eye Report
Legarrette punch go to 39 sec
Malice at the palace
Mystic: Illinois Legal Weed
Teddy: The Boys
Ashtray: Drinking and cutting up porno with my Pops
Oracle: Gamepass Ultimate Upgrade
Fuck What You Think
Teddy: E3 2019
Ashtray: Trump fires his pollsters
Mistic: Morons at work
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Boston Massachusetts. That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Oracle…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!