In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about all the unwritten rules in sports. There are a surprising number of these rules in major sports. Also in the show, Ashtray shows up with taped nipples and a mesh top, and we euthanize a baby buffalo.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about sportsmanship, we get interrupted by Ashtray, and we get a lot a bit high. With us this week is out of bounds oracle. Oracle has a lifetime ban from baseball after curb stopping the umpire when he had his home run taken away for bat flipping. Then there’s mystic. Mystic has a lifetime ban from basketball for ignoring the three in the key violation and headbutt anybody who comes into that lane like he was Bill Lambeers twin. Then there’s ashtray. Ashtray was once buried in the desert after he beat Dennis Rodman in an ass eating contest. And i’m teddy I once tripped a kid on a soccer field so my son could score and I fucking do it again!!!!

Bad Sportsmanship 

Angel Matos

Melissa Tancedi

Meta World Peace

Rasheed Wallace

Good Sportsmanship 

Luz Long and Jesse Owens

Jack Nicklaus

Derek Redman 

Central Washington softball team 1:04

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: High Strange

High Strange – Payne Lindsey | Tenderfoot TV

Mistic: Desaster

Teddy: Snow Fall

Ashtray:  Crash Course Craig’s burlesque debut 

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: “Helping”

Baby bison euthanized after Yellowstone visitor pushed animal out of river, herd rejected it, park says (


Ashtray: Friends getting stuck in the DOOM LOOP when tragedy happens.

Teddy: 60% In danger of being held back

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Princeton, NJ

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