Tonight we’re talking about spooky places. Do you believe in
Speaking of spooky places, Ashtray comes to us live from his spooky apartment. Well, I guess it’s not spooky if you’re packing a sawed-off shotgun and have had your orifices sewn shut. I don’t know where the fuck I’m going with this.
Speaking of sewn orifices, we also have
Mistic. His pud flaps are about as creepy as they come. What is a pud flap you ask? I have no fucking idea. Is it a gut flap? Your balls? The gut flap that hangs over your balls?
We also have Teddy. You know what the spookiest thing ever is? When Teddy is in a room and he hasn’t said anything for 20 seconds. Chills a man right to the bone. I guess you’ll never get to know what that feels like listeners.
Finally, there’s me, Oracle. I too have
pud flaps. They reside under my nipples. And this is the Red Eye Report.
Winchester Mystery House
Teddy: Floor Kids
Oracle: Red Dead Redemption 2
Ashtray: Flix Brewhouse
Fuck what you think
Oracle: Toxic retards
Mistic: Halloween Candy
Teddy: Street Walkers
Ashtray: Megan Kelly character removed from drama about Roger Ailes
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