In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about famous Sieges throughout history and the Steven Seagal movie, Under Siege. Goddamn Gary Busy is the ugliest looking woman you’ll ever see.Download NowiTunes
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Sieges
Oracle: Siege Weaponry
Mistic: Old day sieges
Teddy: Siege of leningrad
Ashtray: Siege of Sarajevo
Oracle: Zoom ssh6 Shotgun Capsule
Mistic: McCains drunk
Ashtray: Mark Pocan vs Betsy Devos
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Under Siege; Tickled
Ask the Idiots:
Jim Parsil – Sweetwater, GA – Teddy: You ever grits with your gator?
Sven Svenson – Helsinki, Finland – Oracle: Do you support Universal Healthcare and why?
Walter Penworthy IV – Manhattan, NY – Everyone: You plebes are sort of funny, what do you charge for a handjob?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: Isle of Mann
Mistic: Fuck Facebook
Ashtray: Eric Trump is a cunt
Oracle: Funky Fridge
In all Seriousness: Fuck social media. It’s a good idea for businesses in a marketing aspect, but it’s completely useless for everybody else. We are the reason they are raking in record breaking profits. Their product isn’t the app, it’s our eyes. The advertisers are the end goal. So, you know what…I’m taking my eyes away from their profits. Fuck them and their high and mighty bullshit. If I want to tell a guy to suck a gigantic bag of herpes infested cocks, then I have that right. We should treat adults like children in this situation. I got into trouble for saying the bad words, but he should have gotten banned for being a little cunt of a snitch. So here’s to you Mark Zuckerberg, or Noah Glass, or Jack Dempsey. I hope when the zombie apocalypse happens that all those users will help you survive, you cumguzzling twats. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.