In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we look at wild public art stunts, movies, and music. Artists can get a little cray-cray! Also in the show, the nerd gush over Tears of the Kingdom and Teddy’s furry body can’t handle the heat.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report. We discuss Shock Art. We find common ground in the Middle East and as usual, we lie about everything, right through our fucking teeth. With me this week is the fluffy Teddy Bear. Teddy once walked into an art gallery called balls to the wall. He thought it was some kind of art gallery. Turns out it was just some performance art. Involving testicles, a wall and a stapler. Next to him is the soot covered Ashtray. The only performance art ashtray was ever involved in, included a glory hole. That hole was named Dave. We’ve also got an all seeing Oracle. Oracle doesn’t do anything shocking. He sits at home with his pregnant wife and their build a bear and makes sure she doesn’t touch anything. Last and least, I’m the Mistic. I once took my clothes off in the middle of a Panera. Just to protest their use of spinach, instead of lettuce. Fucking animals. And this is the Red Eye Report.

Shock Art



Other art:

798 Art District map

What’s Sexy

Oracle: TOTK

Mistic: Barry

Teddy: G Roll


Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Culver’s Cheese Curds

Mistic: please stop. 

Ashtray: Stupid old parents and their smartphone hacks

Teddy: Goddamn AC is out!!

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Vin Diesel. 

That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Wednesday or Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!

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