This week on the Red Eye Report we talk about Sexual Assault. In the wake of the high-profile rape case coming out of Stanford, we’re wondering how many more cases like this are out there? We also review the sci-fi flick, Oblivion, starring Tom Cruise. Finally, we hit up nasty noodles and capybaras.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Sexual Assault

Mistic: Standford

Teddy: Schools and shit

Ashtray: statistics

Oracle: Military

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Skifree

Ashtray: Capybara

Teddy: Mirror’s Edge Catalyst

Mistic: Dramon “Deez Nuts” Green

Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): Oblivion; The Hunted

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: New Top Gear

Oracle: Nasty Noodles

Teddy: People’s reaction to the fucking thing

Ashtray: Undercover Colors

In all Seriousness: Come up with something new, you dumbass. I thought British people were supposed to be sophisticated or some shit. Maybe if you would put some time in and come up with your own segments and weren’t such a cunt about shit, people would watch. The unoriginality and lack of chemistry is so apparent, it’s almost painful to watch. So I won’t be. I’ll be tuning into Amazon when the real Top Gear comes back, you unoriginal limey bitch. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]