SEXUAL ASSAULT – RED EYE REPORT 136

This week on the Red Eye Report we talk about Sexual Assault. In the wake of the high-profile rape case coming out of Stanford, we’re wondering how many more cases like this are out there? We also review the sci-fi flick, Oblivion, starring Tom Cruise. Finally, we hit up nasty noodles and capybaras.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Sexual Assault

Mistic: Standford

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/14675790/baylor-officials-accused-failing-investigate-sexual-assaults-fully-adequately-providing-support-alleged-victims

Teddy: Schools and shit

http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/rsavcaf9513.pdf
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/education/2009-12-03-college-rapes_N.htm
http://www.vocativ.com/usa/education-usa/sexual-assault-on-college-campuses/
http://m.democracynow.org/stories/14959

Ashtray: statistics

Oracle: Military

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_assault_in_the_United_States_military
http://www.gq.com/long-form/male-military-rape

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Skifree

Ashtray: Capybara

Teddy: Mirror’s Edge Catalyst

Mistic: Dramon “Deez Nuts” Green

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nba/warriors-forward-draymond-green-suspended-for-game-5-of-nba-finals/ar-AAgWT1t?li=BBnba9I

Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): Oblivion; The Hunted

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: New Top Gear

Oracle: Nasty Noodles

Teddy: People’s reaction to the fucking thing

Ashtray: Undercover Colors

http://www.snopes.com/undercover-colors/

In all Seriousness: Come up with something new, you dumbass. I thought British people were supposed to be sophisticated or some shit. Maybe if you would put some time in and come up with your own segments and weren’t such a cunt about shit, people would watch. The unoriginality and lack of chemistry is so apparent, it’s almost painful to watch. So I won’t be. I’ll be tuning into Amazon when the real Top Gear comes back, you unoriginal limey bitch. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]