In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Sex Scandals, we find out what Mad Max’s car would look like if he drove a Saab, and as usual, Teddy interrupts us at awkward moments cuz he doesn’t pay attention.

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Sex Scandals


Historic Sex Scandals (Not Really)

Mistic: Pervy Clergy

Teddy: Dennis Hastert

Ashtray: Henry VIII

What’s Sexy

Teddy: Dr. Strange

Oracle: XCOM 2

Mistic: 70,000 Tons of Metal

Ashtray: McGuyver Bowl

Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): Moving; Hell and Back

Ask the Idiots:

Frank: Gurney, Illinois: Teddy -A gorilla addicted to cocaine comes after you with a bowie knife, demanding your money…what do you do?

Howard Stone: Miami, FL: Mistic – Best era of music?

CrackRockMcCracky: You know where I can find some good aged cheddar?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Doom BETA

Oracle: Using the goddamn sidewalks

Ashtray: Finding a Fuck What You Think

Mistic: Radio Commercials

In all Seriousness: In all seriousness, if you’re going to advertise that you’re an advertising agency. Then you need to be make a good advertisement to advertise that. Seems like common fucking sense to me. To paraphrase a one, Chris Tucker. Bitch said she looked like Janet Jackson, but got out the car looking more like Freddie Jackson…..that’s some false ass advertising. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.[/vc_column_text]