In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Road Trips. Yep. That’s it. Oh yeah, Ashtray reminds us how creepy he is.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Road Trips
Oracle: Endless Beautiful
Mistic: Trailer Park Boys Season 11
Ashtray: Bezos Space Blitz
Teddy: Attack on Titan Season 2
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; Get Out
Ask the Idiots:
Ken WankWeenie – Superior, WI – Mistic: What’s your favorite type of meat and why?
Dr. McGillicuddy – Bethesda, MD – Ashtray: Biggest you have ever seen? What could fight it and kill it?
Lucy Citra – Ball, NV – Teddy: Are you super short?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: 50 Tomahawks in Syria
Mistic: Match being stuuuupid and thinking that we are retards
Ashtray: Kendall Jenner
Oracle: Mass Effect Andromeda Hate Train
In all Seriousness: Stop being stuuuppidd media. We know what the fuck she said. It’s like when we watch a football game and people are swearing left and right. We don’t hear it, because that would be bad. But we see em saying it. No difference. Just like titties in butter commercials. Or dicks in a microwave popcorn commercial. Can you imagine how much better it would have been to have Orville Redenbacher whip his cock out and slap that bag of popcorn. God that would be fucking great. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.