RISE OF STRATEGIC CARGO THEFT – RER 465

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the rise of strategic cargo theft. Criminals are getting sophisticated, and getting freight moved without getting ripped off has gotten way more complicated over the past few years. Also in the show, Ashtray smashed some apples and Teddy teabags COD.

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This week on the Red Eye Report we are talking about Cargo Theft. 

As usual our bandits are:

Teddy Taquito Tequilla Terror Bear

My mustache maybe fake Mystic

Hand over your Ozempic Oracle

And Always with the Alabis Ashtray

Dane Co Humane Society Paws for the Cause: Bad Bunny, the Mexican Cottontail rabbit who was smuggled all the way to Levi’s Stadium in San Francisco for what he thought was a mic check. Only to find out some Portorican bastard was actually performing the Super Bowl half time show this year. 

The Rise of Strategic Cargo Theft

CNBC – Cargo Theft on the Rise: How U.S. Supply Chains Are Under Attack By Cargo Theft Criminals | Full Documentary

The Truckers Channel:

Santo Tequila heist: Guy Fieri and 24,000 missing tequila bottles

2,810 Nintendo Switch 2’s stolen from a trucker’s trailer in a Love’s truck stop. 

Nearly 3,000 Nintendo Switch consoles stolen from semi-truck

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: Synkroom.com

Mistic:   

Teddy: Halo TV show

Ashtray:   Brother bringing the good toys

$4,000!!!

Fuck What You Think

Oracle:  wesite down

https://maintenance.healthit.gov/index_gs.html

Mistic:  

Teddy:  COD 6 free during BF 6 release 

Ashtray:   Gay comic we never knew, Jessica Kirson, regrets Riyadh Comedy Festival performance

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/riyadh-comedy-festival-stand-up-jessica-kirson-apology-1236392972

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself 

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