Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Riots
Oracle: Ye Ole Riots
Ashtray: New York City Draft Riots
Mistic: Watts Riots
Teddy: Rodney King Riots
What’s Sexy (7 minutes):
Teddy: Obama buying cop cams
Oracle: Wearable tech that doesn’t make you look like a fag
Mistic: Westboro Baptist Church gets punked
Ashtray: Staffer getting canned
Not So Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Miss March; Dracula Untold
Ask the Idiots
- David Milnep: Rockport, MA: Ashtray: Did you nail that british chick from Ferguson?
- Stacie Vermouth: Hamburg, Germany: Oracle: If you had a choice, would you rather be raped by a Dolphin or a Seal?
- Finn DeBola: Miami Beach, FL: Teddy: I heard you’re coming to Florida. When you’re down here, you wanna get together, maybe split a hotel room and a hooker?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: Phelp’s girlfriend saying that she was born with man parts
Mistic: Walking with hands in his pockets
Ashtray: Police going after the St. Louis Rams
In All Seriousness (3 minutes): That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport. Like us, Share us or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic.