In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss celebrities that have made huge amounts of cash in surprising ways–business and amazing business that set them up for the rest of their lives. Also in the show, Fake Beebs hits the Strip, and Teddy tries to track down a klepto stealing air fresheners from the women’s bathroom.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss rich people shit. We clean the wax out of Ashtrays crack and as usual, we grant all the ladies wishes. With me this week is the soot covered Ashtray. Ashtray is rich in one thing and one thing only. Shenanigans. Just plain ole Shenanigans. Next to him is the fluffy Teddy Bear. Teddy could be rich. But he doesnt have the balls to put his foot down and say god damnit woman. Youre doin porn to keep me in the life ive become accustomed to. We’ve also got an all seeing Oracle. Oracle isnt rich by any means. But his mushroom empire is just getting off the ground, give him time man. Last and least, I’m the Mistic. I may not be rich, but i do make a decent amount of money from small Asian prefectures paying me to stay away from their rice paddys. Thats all bullshit and this is the Red eye Report.
Rich gonna rich
- Speilberg and Disney
https://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/entertainment-articles/steven-spielberg-universal-deal
- Deniro and Sushi
- Arnie and Real estate
- Tech 9
- George Lucas
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucasfilm
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Switch 2
Mistic: Sinners
Teddy: Sandman 2
Ashtray: Fake Beebs
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNgXWHCPxlM/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Getting all the things.
Mistic: Fuckin Young Republicans.
Teddy: klepto psychopath keeps taking bathroom air freshener
Ashtray: Fuckin’ Flea Bags
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Ranch Dressing.
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