Teddy tells us where to find reliable information. Yeah, we’re in trouble. Also in this episode: the white people can’t stop talking about blowing shit up and dolphin rape, Teddy breaks out his mega nerd card with Minecraft Dungeons, and Ashtray plays his cancer survivor card.
Oracle: Ready Player One
Ashtray: HOLY SHIT KABOOM BATMAN
Teddy: Minecraft Dungeons
Fuck what you think
Ashtray: Using the Cancer Card to validate mask use
Teddy: Fucking cops…again.
Oracle: Merging lane courtesy