In this episode of the Red Eye Report, four wasted and stoned dudes talk about some of the world’s most infamous traitors. We also give you our take on the comedy/horror flick Housebound. Finally, we have a random discussion about breastfeeding in public.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Traitors

Oracle: Worst traitors in history

http://list25.com/25-betrayals-changed-course-history/1/

Teddy: Traitors in American History

Top 10 Traitors In US History

Ashtray: Rosenbergs

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/rosenbergs-executed

What’s Sexy

Teddy: Marco Polo

Oracle: SUPERHOT

Mistic: Trailer Park Boys

Ashtray: The Witch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Witch_(2015_film)

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Housebound; A Most Wanted Man

Ask the Idiots

Crippling Dickhead – Teddy – Texas – Best video game of all time?

Fish Fingers – Ashtray – New Hampshire – I just had an involuntary discharge from my penis. What should I do?

Milky Prostate – Mistic – Babies can make babies from when they’re babies?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: People against public breastfeeding

Oracle: Swedish Justice

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35640955

Ashtray: Silly Milkman

http://infamoustribune.com/dna-tests-prove-retired-postman-1300-illegimitate-children/

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