In this episode of the Red Eye Report we kidnap a hillbilly and force him to talk about Moonshine and NASCAR. We also give you the scoop on Deadpool and the new game, Devil Daggers. Finally, we open the vault and review Training Day, starring Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawke.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Moonshine

Oracle: Ye ole booze

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_alcoholic_beverages

Ashtray: Shine

http://www.hillbillystills.com/distilling-resources/how-to-make-moonshine-moonshine-recipes/

Teddy: Methanol

http://www.clawhammersupply.com/blogs/moonshine-still-blog/7207958-methanol-will-moonshine-make-you-blind

Mistic: NASCAR

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASCAR

What’s Sexy

Oracle: Devil Daggers

Heyrod: Wonders of the electricians toolbelt

Ashtray: Poor ass dad making you look bad

Mistic: Listening to racing

Teddy: Deadpool

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Training Day; Housebound

Ask the Idiots

Sarah “Braindead” Bedussey – Ashtray – Pound, WI – Dragon, Mermaid, or Cocktail Weenie?

Jumping Jack Flash – Heyrod – San Francisco, CA – What’s the biggest problem in America right now?

Pygmy Pete – Oracle – How were the ladyboys in Thailand?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: People that don’t understand what Beta means.

Heyrod: People looking down on me for wearing sandals and socks in public.

Ashtray: Supertroopers

http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/state-agent-on-leave-after-admitting-he-confronted-teens-at-gunpoint-b99673907z1-369547821.html

Oracle: Crazed beachgoers

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rare-dolphin-killed_us_56c60767e4b08ffac127f18d

Mistic: Donald Trump being a dumbass

In all Seriousness: Politics shouldn’t be entertainment. It should be serious. It should be a well thought out process of lawmaking, enforcing said laws, etc. etc. Not a reality show starring the world’s most human looking Orangutan. Nothing in our system gets done…..at all and it won’t until we, as voters, learn to treat it as an adult endeavor. An endeavor that shapes the economic and cultural landscape of this nation every four years…….you know what? Fuck American Politics, I’m going to Canada, eh. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]