In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss invasive species, we survive the game for a while and as usual, we backhand a few puppies.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Invasive Species

Mistic: Burmese Python

http://myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/nonnatives/reptiles/burmese-python/

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/15/us/florida-python-hunt/

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/the-great-2016-florida-python-hunt-is-underway/

Oracle: Killer Bees

http://www.si.edu/Encyclopedia_SI/nmnh/buginfo/killbee.htm

http://news.discovery.com/animals/insects/how-killer-bees-kill-130604.htm

Ashtray: Asian Carp

Teddy: Humans

What’s Sexy

Teddy: Assassins Creed: India

Mistic: The Expanse

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3230854/

Oracle: Game Subscription Services

EA’s All-You-Can-Eat Games Subscription Comes To PC

Ashtray: Desert Bus 2

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/games/desert-bus-20-coming-to-oculus-rift-and-playstation-vr-penn-jillette-says/ar-CCrYka?ocid=spartandhp

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Surviving the Game; Training Day

Ask the Idiots

Bill Pullman – Hollywood, CA – Everyone: You guys got any work for me. I’m sick of doing lame syfy movies and county fairs.

Ashley Montgomery – Ingles, TX – Ashtray: You wanna come over with your super computer and download some data?

Jim – Steubenville, WI – Oracle: When you coming home to ‘Murica, where you belong? Trump for Prez.

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Making a Murderer

Ashtray: Non-inclusive Oscars

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/oscars-2016-black-actors-snubbed-oscarssowhite-picks-up-again/

Teddy: NAMBLA

Oracle: Oculus Rip Off

http://www.gamespot.com/videos/gs-news-update-oculus-rift-boss-sorry-for-misleadi/2300-6428831/

In all Seriousness: You know what, if you want to have perversions, do it the American way, hide it. We all like weird shit. You should see what Oracle does with Strawberrys and Turtles. Or what Teddy does with his lifesized replica of and ewok. Be like the rest of us and turn up your nose at those you don’t understand. Instead of trying to pass legislation to try and make it normal. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]