In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about amusement parks – you know, the super weird and dangerous ones. We also take a look at 300: Rise of an Empire, and finally, we forget how to live.
Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Amusement Parks
Oracle: Assassin’s Creed Syndicate
Mystic: Falcons shutting down Panthers
Teddy: Nerd Gear
Ashtray: Making a Murderer series
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): 300: Rise of an Empire; Surviving the Game
Ask the Idiots
Peter Bangovich – China – Oracle: I’m coming back after you motherfucker. I know who you are now. You’re not gonna suckerpunch me at a bar again.
Carol – Holy Hill, MD – Teddy: You ever had a crab cake?
Fleming Christensen – Trumptown – All of you Liberal Fucktards: How the hell are you gonna air a commercial about Trumptown without our approval?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: Gamestop Ad
Mystic: Bruce Arians
Oracle: Forgetting how to live
Ashtray: Some shit
In all Seriousness: Bruce Arians is a cunt…There’s just some things you don’t do. Kicking a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs. Choosing to kick the ball when you win the OT coin toss. And challenging a 2 point play when you’re already winning by 30 points. Fuck you. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.