In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about amusement parks – you know, the super weird and dangerous ones. We also take a look at 300: Rise of an Empire, and finally, we forget how to live.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Amusement Parks

Oracle: History

Ashtray: Accidents

Teddy: Biggest

Mystic: Weird

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Assassin’s Creed Syndicate

Mystic: Falcons shutting down Panthers

Teddy: Nerd Gear

Ashtray: Making a Murderer series

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): 300: Rise of an Empire; Surviving the Game

Ask the Idiots

Peter Bangovich – China – Oracle: I’m coming back after you motherfucker. I know who you are now. You’re not gonna suckerpunch me at a bar again.

Carol – Holy Hill, MD – Teddy: You ever had a crab cake?

Fleming Christensen – Trumptown – All of you Liberal Fucktards: How the hell are you gonna air a commercial about Trumptown without our approval?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Gamestop Ad

Mystic: Bruce Arians

Oracle: Forgetting how to live

Ashtray: Some shit–363552121.html

In all Seriousness: Bruce Arians is a cunt…There’s just some things you don’t do. Kicking a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs. Choosing to kick the ball when you win the OT coin toss. And challenging a 2 point play when you’re already winning by 30 points. Fuck you. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.