In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the wild world of Medical Tourism. We also give you the documentary, Cartel Land. Finally, we tell you what takes to become a Scumbag Steve or Overly Attached Girlfriend.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Medical Tourism

Mystic: The US system

Teddy: Botched

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-31433890

http://www.travelandleisure.com/slideshows/worst-medical-tourism-disasters/1

Oracle: Cheaper Shit

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/04/26/cheaper.surgery/

Ashtray: Puerto Rico

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-puertorico-transplants-idUSKCN0SG2HT20151022

What’s Sexy:

Mystic: Alpha House

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3012160/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Teddy: Portal on your Xbox

Oracle: David Fucking Bowie

Ashtray: Pharma Bro

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/martin-shkreli-arrested_5672c31ce4b0dfd4bcc0b8b2?cps=gravity_1787_4820933617093880804

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Cartel Land; 300: Rise of an Empire

https://youtu.be/gkYBbBK0qoM

Ask the Idiots

Derrick Hanson – Princeton, NJ – Mistic: Princeton or Yale?

Holly Erferth – Louisville, KY – Oracle: What’s the first thing that comes to mind when I say “Like Pigs Fucking in the Mud”.

Faith Hendrikson – Poland – Ashtray: Have you ever danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: That bitch at Steak and Shake last night.

Oracle: Lines in China

Mystic: Star Wars Spoilers!

Ashtray: Some Meme Shit

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1355793/Scumbag-Steve-Blake-Boston-speaks-Internet-hate-figure-reveals-famous-picture-taken-mother.html

In all Seriousness: If you’re gonna make food for people, at least wash yo hands. Asking you to put on gloves isn’t some commentary on how dirty you are or what side of the proverbial tracks you’re from. It’s a matter of whether or not I want to catch some shit up in my mouth from your dirty ass hands. So, please, wash your fucking hands before you infect my already diseased body with your already infested fast food. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]