In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the wild world of Medical Tourism. We also give you the documentary, Cartel Land. Finally, we tell you what takes to become a Scumbag Steve or Overly Attached Girlfriend.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Medical Tourism

Mystic: The US system

Teddy: Botched

Oracle: Cheaper Shit

Ashtray: Puerto Rico

What’s Sexy:

Mystic: Alpha House

Teddy: Portal on your Xbox

Oracle: David Fucking Bowie

Ashtray: Pharma Bro

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Cartel Land; 300: Rise of an Empire

Ask the Idiots

Derrick Hanson – Princeton, NJ – Mistic: Princeton or Yale?

Holly Erferth – Louisville, KY – Oracle: What’s the first thing that comes to mind when I say “Like Pigs Fucking in the Mud”.

Faith Hendrikson – Poland – Ashtray: Have you ever danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: That bitch at Steak and Shake last night.

Oracle: Lines in China

Mystic: Star Wars Spoilers!

Ashtray: Some Meme Shit

In all Seriousness: If you’re gonna make food for people, at least wash yo hands. Asking you to put on gloves isn’t some commentary on how dirty you are or what side of the proverbial tracks you’re from. It’s a matter of whether or not I want to catch some shit up in my mouth from your dirty ass hands. So, please, wash your fucking hands before you infect my already diseased body with your already infested fast food. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]