In this episode of the Red Eye Report we get high as shit, talk about Star Wars, and go to a galaxy far, far away. We also go under the sea and talk about the high-stakes nuclear sub film, Crimson Tide. Finally, we listen to Mistic pledge his undying allegiance to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Star Wars

Mystic: History of the Franchise

Teddy: Video Games

Oracle: Merchandising

Ashtray: Comics and shit

What’s Sexy:

Mystic: The Man in the High Castle

Teddy: Xbox One Controller

Oracle: Fallout 4

Ashtray: Runway Bambi

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Crimson Tide; Cartel Land

Ask the Idiots

David Kaminsky – Wilmington, DE – Ashtray: You’re by far the most femmy of the cast. But on a level of Wrestling Bears to Freddy Mercury, how gay are you?

Gayle Montgomery – Butte, MT – Oracle: What’s your outlook on Muslims in Murika?

Dale Phillips – The hills – Teddy: You drink shine?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Some shit

Oracle: Kojima bullshit

Mystic: Kim and Kanye

Ashtray: Jimmy Carter Cancer Cure

In all Seriousness: Outside of my immediate family. I don’t fucking care who had their baby. I really don’t. I know, I know, I don’t have to look, but facebook and all the other so called “News Outlets” feed that shit to me. I keep clicking “I don’t want to see this” and guess what? They make me see it. I know that the offspring of two incredibly narcissistic cocksuckers, is going to be an incredibly narcissistic cocksucker. I don’t need you to tell me that, or tell me what its name is. It doesn’t matter, Northwest, Southwest, Into the West, or cognitively delayed West, your life as a shameless piece of marketing pap, is already set in stone. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.