In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we don’t just get high, we hit the high seas and talk about Naval Warfare. We also take a look at old Japanese Anime that isn’t tentacle porn, and finally, we make jokes about HIV and autism.
Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Naval Warfare
Mistic: Ancient Military
Ashtray: Battle of Hampton Roads.
Teddy: Black people shit
Mystic: Rivers of Nihil
Oracle: Fallout 4
Ashtray: The problem with developing drugs
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Ghost in the Shell; Four Rooms
Ask the Idiots
Mitch – Central, WI – Oracle: When is the new Godhead album coming out?
Stacy McClermot – The gay part of Toledo – Ashtray: You’re like the Gay Whisperer. Not gay, but you speak our language. We’ll keep that in mind when we take over. With that in mind, what color dog collar do you want?
General Richard Cranium – NORAD – Mistic: We’ve been trying to get a hold of you. Your coms are down. Respond ASAP, we need your services.
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Oracle: Marine dissin’
Mystic: Celebrations in the NFL
Ashtray: Jenny McCarthy
In all Seriousness: I get it, you’re excited and you need to show your fans that you’re a badass. But try to limit the outpouring of emotion to a few seconds and maybe just some light fistpumping or a leap into the stands. But an 11 second pantomime of you eating Ramen, punching a chinchilla in the neck and then drinking its blood, is just unnecessary. I want to see adults playing football, not kids thinking they can. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.