In this episode of the Red Eye Report we hit the gridiron and talk a little about how football evolved into the sport that we love today. We also take a look at The LEGO Movie, and finally tackle the debate–PF Changs or Burger King?

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Football

Oracle: History

Mistic: Beginnings of the league

Ashtray: Superbowl Era

Teddy: Equipment

What’s Sexy:

Mystic: Larry David on SNL

Teddy: White House correspondents dinner

Oracle: The Pirate Bay song

Ashtray: Mad Max game

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Lego Movie; The Ghost in the Shell

Ask the Idiots

Jimmy Pigiotori – Rome, Italy – Ashtray: Spaghetti or Fettucini?

Amy Wilshire – Hamburg, CT – Teddy: PF Changs or Burger King?

Len Newsome – Fort Benning, GA – Oracle: M16 or AR 15?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Power getting cut off

Oracle: Dr. Phil

Mystic: Walker

Ashtray: Selling old printer

In all Seriousness: Fuck Scott Walker and fuck the horse that conservative fucktard rode in on. And most of all, fuck anyone who did or would have voted for him. I say let him apply for welfare like so many others that he left to rot on the side of the proverbial road, while he pursued an office he obviously holds contempt for. Fuck. You. All. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.