In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we try to track down many a monster from around the world. We also tell you if we found any good acting out of Nicholas Cage, and finally, we warn you about the dangers of killer cats.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Monster Myth Mash

Oracle: Yeti

Teddy: Bigfoot

Mystic: Chupacabra

Ashtray: Nessie

What’s Sexy:

Mystic: The Trailer Park Boys

Teddy: Son doing burnouts

Oracle: Candy Crushin’ it

Ashtray: Jimmy Fallon is a drunk

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Lord of War; The Lego Movie

Ask the Idiots

Glenn Stevenson – Toledo, OH – Ashtray: I know you’ve been known to drop it like it’s hot, but have you ever turned down for what?

Penelope James – Mansfield, MN – Oracle: I’ve heard you can make a mean pot of chili, what’s your secret?

Flynn Holmes – Fairfield, CT – Everybody: Who would win in a fight between an Alligator and 3 drunk Russian midgets?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Phillip Morris Weed Cigarettes

Oracle: Google bricking your phone

Mystic: The Packers radio broadcast

Ashtray: Cats are stupid

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