In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we try to track down many a monster from around the world. We also tell you if we found any good acting out of Nicholas Cage, and finally, we warn you about the dangers of killer cats.
Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Monster Myth Mash
Mystic: The Trailer Park Boys
Teddy: Son doing burnouts
Oracle: Candy Crushin’ it
Ashtray: Jimmy Fallon is a drunk
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Lord of War; The Lego Movie
Ask the Idiots
Glenn Stevenson – Toledo, OH – Ashtray: I know you’ve been known to drop it like it’s hot, but have you ever turned down for what?
Penelope James – Mansfield, MN – Oracle: I’ve heard you can make a mean pot of chili, what’s your secret?
Flynn Holmes – Fairfield, CT – Everybody: Who would win in a fight between an Alligator and 3 drunk Russian midgets?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: Phillip Morris Weed Cigarettes
Oracle: Google bricking your phone
Mystic: The Packers radio broadcast
Ashtray: Cats are stupid
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