In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss History Nuggets Volume 3, we witness the glory that is Tom Hardy’s penis, and as usual, we harness the power of cat videos to help our subliminal Donald Trump propaganda go viral.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): History Nuggets Volume 3

Oracle: Hero of Alexandria

http://kotaku.com/5742457/the-ancient-greek-hero-who-invented-the-steam-engine-cybernetics-and-vending-machines

Mystic: First American bank robbery

The First American Bank Robbery Was an Epic Farce

Ashtray: Typhoid Mary

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhoid_Mary

Teddy: 25 history nuggets

http://list25.com/25-strange-facts-from-history-you-probably-didnt-learn-in-school/1/

What’s Sexy:

Mystic: Protest the Hero

Protest The Hero release new song “Ragged Tooth,” launch music subscription service

Teddy: Smooth Grooves

Oracle: Free Coupons

https://www.facebook.com/BestFreeCoupons

Ashtray: SNL skit

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/larry-david-bernie-sanders-snl_562324e3e4b02f6a900c9fc2

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Bronson; Lord of War

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Shady Motherfuckers.

Oracle: NFL Network Ads.

Mystic: Aborted and music in general

Aborted Banned from Dubai for Obscene Lyrics

Ashtray: Shit.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3277402/Smoking-gun-emails-reveal-Blair-s-deal-blood-George-Bush-Iraq-war-forged-YEAR-invasion-started.html

In all Seriousness: As the old saying goes, if you can’t stand the heat, get your ass out the kitchen. If you don’t like something, ignore it. You don’t have to partake in the media that you’re protesting. The world isn’t going to end. God isn’t going to slam the pearly gates on you because you allowed a band you don’t agree with, to play a show to people who paid good money to see them. Fuck you and fuck your holier than thou attitude. And it’s not like this doesn’t happen in Murica. I remember seeing protesters at a Marilyn Manson concert in 1998. Cannibal Corpse was banned from a city in Mississippi, not 2 years ago. Holy shit….mind your fucking business. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.