In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about counterfeit clothing, art, tickets, and of course, money. You won’t believe how much fake shit is out there. We also review the Ted movies, and bitch about bastard bears. Go away bear!

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Counterfeit

Mystic: Clothing

Ashtray: Art

Teddy: Ticket

Oracle: Frank Berossa.

What’s Sexy:

Mystic: Narcos

Teddy: Pixels

Oracle: Disabled Wrestlers

Ashtray: A book

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): TED 1 and 2; Ex Machina

Ask the Idiots

Javier Rodriguez – El Paso, TX – Ashtray: Why do you think Americans are so obsessed with guns?

Jill Montgomery – Theinsville, WI – Oracle: I saw that you were supporting the Packers over there in Chiner. Are there many football fans in the land of the dragon?

Penelope Frathington – Hampton, NY – Teddy: Have you ever considered being a male escort? I know the parties I throw could use some color.

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Burger King’s black bun

Oracle: Blind bitch

Mystic: Netflix shows

Ashtray: Go away Bear

In all Seriousness: Our instant access, first world problem world has reached critical mass and it has to stop. I remember being 12 years old and having to wait 6 weeks for my tapes from Columbia House. Now I can just plug in my phone and instantly have the entire Rolling Stones discography within minutes. I’m not sure who coined the phrase, but everything is way better in moderation. Unless you have Cocaine. Then it’s way more fun when you have a lot. Even then, you should probably pace yourse…..fuck let’s just do it all. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.