In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we look at bizarre wedding customs and ways people get hitched around the world. And you thought the Macarena was bad!
Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Wedding Rituals
Ashtray: Traditional Midwestern Weddings
Mystic: Getting High
Teddy: Black Weddings
Oracle: Online Marriages
Mystic: Finding Old Music
Teddy: Bugs Bunny
Oracle: NFL Gamepass
Ashtray: Weekend in Gangland
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Gone Girl; Dear White People
Ashley Ambers – Town of Lisbon, WI – for Mystic:
When’s the last time you’ve cultivated your naval?
Penelope Crunk-Lebutt – Assumption, IL – for Oracle:
Being international for a while now, what’s your regular go-to “fade my brain from this harsh reality” substance of choice?
Amber Gingerly – Franklin, TN – for Teddy:
You’re just using me to fuck with Oracle, aren’t you?!
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: Offering somebody else’s drugs
Oracle: Driving the wrong way, while on your cell phone, and smoking a cigarette
Mystic: People not doing their jobs
Ashtray: Crazy Cunt
In all Seriousness: There are some unwritten laws in our world and people need to start following them. You don’t ever, ever offer drugs up that aren’t yours. You do your damn job, when other people’s jobs are affected by it and you definitely don’t slash a corpse because you’re a jealous fucking meth addict. Holy shit, I’m about to have a fucking aneurism. GROW UP!!!!!! That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.