In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mass Migrations both present and past. We follow another migration across the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Mad Max: Fury Road, and finally, we discuss the intricacies of roasting marshmallows with a zippo.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Mass Migration

Oracle: China

Ashtray: Trail of Tears

Teddy: Slave Trade

Mistic: Northern flow

What’s Sexy:

Teddy: Doomstarks

Oracle: Fran Bow

Ashtray: depart

Mistic: Mydronecompany

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Mad Max: Fury Road; Gone Girl

Ask the Idiots

Phillip Jamison – Oracle – Stevenson, KY: Would you rather take your chances on the mean streets of China, or be a gay person in Kentucky?

Jim Worthington – Ashtray – Havana, Cuba: Now that I can buy stuff from the US, I would like to buy some mylights. Do you ship international?

Kileigh Klink – Teddy – Tallahassee, FL: They get at you today?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Takin’ a nap with the bike

Mistic: Chinese craziness

Oracle: Pillow Fight

Ashtray: 84 shots

In all Seriousness: Leave it to that god damned liberal media to make the future leaders of our military look like pussies. You’re supposed to be men and you’re fucking bitching about getting hit by a pillow? What. The. Fuck. I straight up headbutted a 6 year old the other day and that kid just said, what the fuck and tried to hit me back. Grow up…you’re gonna be officers in the military. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.