On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a look at some of the worst, and weirdest, Natural Disasters in recorded history. We also review Kingsman: The Secret Service, and round the show out with a candid discussion about building a wall on the Canadian border (Insert Wank Here).

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Natural Disasters

Oracle: Volcanoes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcano

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supervolcano

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_Without_a_Summer

Ashtray: Limnic Eruption

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limnic_eruption

Mistic: Hurricanes

http://scijinks.jpl.nasa.gov/hurricane/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Katrina

http://science.howstuffworks.com/nature/natural-disasters/10-worst-hurricanes.htm#page=1

How do hurricanes get their names?

Teddy: Earthquakes

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/index.php

What’s Sexy:

Teddy: Cirque De Solei

https://m.cirquedusoleil.com/en/shows/varekai.aspx?cid=ps:var_us-tn-02_2015:varekai_nashville_2015:N10035.124997.GOOGLESEARCH:61906913:tks:adv&adsrc=N10035.124997.GOOGLESEARCH&adcnt=61906913

Oracle: Video game for TB

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-34070135

Ashtray: Scotty in the poles

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/what-happened-to-scott-walker/2015/08/30/95a870c6-4d06-11e5-84df-923b3ef1a64b_story.html

Mistic: 30 for 30: The birth of big air

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Kingsman: Secret Service; Mad Max: Fury Road

Ask the Idiots

Daisy Duckface – Miami, FL – Ashtray: Would you rather go to the future or the past? Where would you go?

Tin Tin – Demming, NM – Mistic: Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?

Swilly Willy – Atlanta, GA – Teddy: Would you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or be the mom from Honey Boo Boo?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Metal Gear Solid Game

Mistic: Walker on Canada wall

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/30/politics/scott-walker-northern-border-immigration-2016/

Oracle: Goths

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-34065763

Ashtray: Big forehead of authority

http://www.businessinsider.com/anti-gay-marraige-clerk-petitioning-supreme-court-2015-8

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