In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Dirty Business ranging from running from taxes to snuffing out the competition just like in the movie we review, Reservoir Dogs. We also talk about explosions in China and nihilists living in the Arby’s bathroom.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Dirty Business

Oracle: Corporate Inversion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_inversion

http://taxfoundation.org/blog/everything-you-need-know-about-corporate-inversions

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/taxes/how-does-corporate-tax-inversion-work-n209701

http://time.com/money/3378719/corporate-tax-inversions-leaving-america/

Ashtray: Yelp

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3046136/Is-Yelp-scared-bad-review-Company-defensive-filmmaker-nears-completion-documentary-exposing-website-s-extortion-small-businesses.html

Mistic: Tesla and Uber

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/govbeat/wp/2014/03/12/auto-dealers-move-to-block-tesla-sales-model-in-state-capitals/

http://www.businessinsider.com/proof-that-uber-is-obliterating-new-york-citys-taxi-industry-2015-8

http://www.theguardian.com/travel/2014/jul/08/airbnb-legal-troubles-what-are-the-issues

Teddy: NAFTA

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Free_Trade_Agreement

What’s Sexy:

Teddy: Heroes Reborn

http://www.nbc.com/heroes-reborn

Oracle: Ironman mod GTA V

Ashtray: Synchronized video

Mistic: Nihilist Arbys

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Nihilist-Arbys/1629262890626427?fref=ts

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Reservoir Dogs; Kingsman: Secret Service

Ask the Idiots

John Plimpton – Fairbanks, AK – Teddy: I find it interesting that you have a motorcycle. Up here, in Palin country, black folk aren’t allowed to ride bikes. Can I move in with you?

Stephanie Folkmeyer – Ann Arbor, MI – Ashtray: Would you be willing to relocate for the right woman?

Steven Prince – Remington, MT – Oracle: Where’s my sister dude?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Online Schools

Mistic: Being a Patriot fan

Oracle: Paypal

Ashtray: Tragic selfies

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34018886

In all Seriousness: We’re not real sure what the etiquette is on tragic selfies. It can be debated either way. What we do know though, is the relentless pursuit of the all mighty dollars has taken our minds off the real issue, Wendy Lynn’s Crack coffee. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.