In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Scandalous Presidents. We watch Mr. John Lithgow tear it the fuck up and as usual we get the rumor mill running with a few scandals of our own.

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Presidential Scandals

Oracle: George Washington

Ashtray: JFK

Mistic: The Whiskey Ring

Teddy: Lewinski

What’s Sexy:

Teddy: Blowin’ his sons mind

Oracle: Cradle

Ashtray: See through door

Mistic: Xbox One Video Recording system

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Raising Cain; Reservoir Dogs

Ask the Idiots

Ashley Ambers – Quadrockport, IA – for Mystic:

If I were to order pizza delivery way out here; would you give me just the tip?

Cling Clang – The Bookworm – for Oracle:

Can you please no American shits in Chinese toilet? What you American eats, guinea pigs?!

Steve Earnest – Boulder, CO – for Teddy:

Why you gotta be grinding on Bernie dog?

Oh, and what you think of the new Dre album?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: New Mission Impossible movie

Mistic: Roger Goodell

Oracle: Black Lives Matter at Bernie rally

Ashtray: Bro Jobs

In all Seriousness: Okay…I’m just gonna say it. Yes….black lives matter. And something needs to be done about cops shooting not just black people, but all people. But to interrupt a rally for a geriatric, white man, seems a bit counter-productive. I understand that the publicity is good and you need it for your revolution. But you’re doing it wrong. Change comes from within. The Tea party for example, did it the right way. They got out there, lied their fucking asses off to get elected and then just sat in the way of progress like toddlers throwing tantrums. So do the same, get out there, elect people that will represent what you want and change the fucking system. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us at….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.